hlang in 30s

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+title: hlang in 30 Seconds
+date: 2020-01-04
+series: h
+tags:
+ - satire
+---
+
+# hlang in 30 Seconds
+
+hlang (the h language) is a revolutionary new use of WebAssembly that enables
+single-paridigm programming without any pesky state or memory accessing. The
+simplest program you can use in hlang is the h world program:
+
+```
+h
+```
+
+When run in [the hlang playground](https://h.christine.website/play), you can
+see its output:
+
+```
+h
+```
+
+To get more output, separate multiple h's by spaces:
+
+```
+h h h h
+```
+
+This returns:
+
+```
+h
+h
+h
+h
+```
+
+## Internationalization
+
+For internationalization concerns, hlang also supports the Lojbanic h `'`. You can
+mix h and `'` to your heart's content:
+
+```
+' h '
+```
+
+This returns:
+
+```
+'
+h
+'
+```
+
+Finally an easy solution to your pesky Lojban internationalization problems!
+
+## Errors
+
+For maximum understandability, compiler errors are provided in Lojban. For
+example this error tells you that you have an invalid character at the first
+character of the string:
+
+```
+h: gentoldra fi'o zvati fe li no
+```
+
+Here is an interlinear gloss of that error:
+
+```
+h: gentoldra     fi'o zvati  fe           li         no
+   grammar-wrong existing-at second-place use-number 0
+```
+
+And now you are fully fluent in hlang, the most exciting programming language
+since sliced bread.