there's a node in the cluster in the cloud (#403)

Signed-off-by: Christine Dodrill <me@christine.website>

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+title: There's a Node In The Cluster In The Cloud
+date: 2021-10-02
+tags:
+ - kubernetes
+ - satire
+---
+
+Ever confused about how the parts of Kubernetes work together? Follow along with
+this song made to the tune of [There's a Hole in the Bottom of the
+Sea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UK6UNRnbfnw)! It's not too hard and there's
+very few moving parts. Sing along!
+
+---
+
+There's a node in the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a node in the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a node; there's a node; there's a node in the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud. 
+
+There's a pod; there's a pod; there's a pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a container in the pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud. 
+
+There's a container in the pod on the node in the cluster in the cloud. 
+
+There's a container; there's a container; there's a container in the pod on the
+node in the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a ReplicaSet controlling the pods with the containers on the nodes in
+the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a ReplicaSet controlling the pods with the
+containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud. 
+
+There's a ReplicaSet; there's a ReplicaSet; There's a ReplicaSet controlling the
+pods with the containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with
+containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a Deployment
+templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nodes in
+the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a Deployment; there's a Deployment; there's a
+Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the
+nodes in the cluster in the cloud. 
+
+There's a Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling
+the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a
+Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods
+with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud. 
+
+There's a Service; there's a Service; There's a Service exposing the Deployment
+templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in
+the cluster in the cloud. 
+
+There's an Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment
+templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in
+the cluster in the cloud.
+ 
+There's an Ingress allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment
+templating the ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in
+the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's an Ingress; there's an Ingress; there's an Ingress allowing traffic to
+the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the
+pods with containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud. 
+
+There's an Ingress controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress
+allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the
+ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
+the cloud.
+
+There's an Ingress controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress
+allowing traffic to the Service exposing the Deployment templating the
+ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
+the cloud.
+
+There's an Ingress controller; there's an ingress controller; there's an Ingress
+controller routing to the service specified by the Ingress allowing traffic to
+the Service exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the
+pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in the cloud.
+
+There's a certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing
+to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the
+ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
+the cloud.
+
+There's a certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing
+to the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the
+ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
+the cloud.
+
+There's a certificate manager; there's a certificate manager; There's a
+certificate manager holding secrets for the Ingress controller routing to the
+Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the
+ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
+the cloud.
+
+There's a DNS controller pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to
+the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the
+ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
+the cloud.
+
+There's a DNS controller pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to
+the Service specified by the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the
+ReplicaSet controlling the pods with containers on the nods in the cluster in
+the cloud.
+
+There's a DNS controller; there's a DNS controller; there's a DNS controller
+pointing traffic to the Ingress controller routing to the Service specified by
+the Ingress exposing the Deployment templating the ReplicaSet controlling the
+pods with containers on the nodes in the cluster in the cloud.
+
+---
+
+Adapted from [this
+shitpost](https://twitter.com/theprincessxena/status/1318156779243606016).
+Follow me [on Twitter](https://twitter.com/theprincessxena) for more
+enlightening shitposts like this!