From ae1755fa2cd4fc9963856dd221a3f20968c3b105 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Xe Iaso Date: Fri, 2 Dec 2022 20:40:50 -0500 Subject: the cheese grater that saved christmas Signed-off-by: Xe Iaso --- ...er-sans-twilight-sparkle-cheese-grater.markdown | 115 +++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 115 insertions(+) create mode 100644 blog/joker-sans-twilight-sparkle-cheese-grater.markdown diff --git a/blog/joker-sans-twilight-sparkle-cheese-grater.markdown b/blog/joker-sans-twilight-sparkle-cheese-grater.markdown new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d9dc72d --- /dev/null +++ b/blog/joker-sans-twilight-sparkle-cheese-grater.markdown @@ -0,0 +1,115 @@ +--- +title: "The cheese grater that saved Christmas" +date: 2022-12-02 +tags: + - ChatGPT +--- + +> Write a satirical dialogue between Joker from Persona 5 and Sans from +> Undertale about how overrated Sword Art Online is. Add Sonic the Hedgehog into +> the dialogue, who is a massive Sword Art Online fan and is incredibly offended +> at Sans. Add a sapient cheese grater to the conversation but the cheese grater +> talks about saving Christmas from the upcoming Martian invasion. Add Twilight +> Sparkle to the conversation with antipsychotic medication. Pretend that it +> makes sense for this to happen. The martians actually come to invade but the +> antipsychotic medication saves the day. + +Joker: Hey, Sans, have you seen Sword Art Online? + +Sans: Yeah, I've seen it. It's pretty overrated, don't you think? + +Sonic: Hey, what do you mean by that? Sword Art Online is an amazing show! + +Cheese Grater: Excuse me, but I think we have bigger problems to worry about +than a mediocre anime. The Martians are coming to invade Earth and destroy +Christmas! We need to come up with a plan to save the holiday. + +Twilight Sparkle: Hi everyone, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just wanted to +remind everyone to take their antipsychotic medication. We don't want any of you +to have a psychotic episode. + +Sans: Thanks for the reminder, Twilight Sparkle. We'll make sure to take our +medication. + +Sonic: Wait, what do you mean by "psychotic episode"? Are you saying we're crazy? + +Twilight Sparkle: No, of course not. But it's important to remember that +antipsychotic medication can help to prevent symptoms of psychosis, such as +hallucinations and delusions. + +Joker: Thanks for the reminder, Twilight Sparkle. We'll make sure to take our medication. + +Cheese Grater: Yes, thank you for reminding us. We don't want to have any +Martian-induced psychotic episodes. + +Twilight Sparkle: No problem. Just remember to take your medication regularly +and stay healthy. + +Suddenly, the sky turns red and a fleet of Martian ships appear on the horizon. +The Martians begin their attack, raining down laser beams and destruction on the +Earth. + +Sans: Oh no, it's really happening! The Martians are here to destroy us! + +Sonic: We have to do something! + +Joker: But what can we do? We're just a bunch of anime characters. + +Twilight Sparkle: That's where the antipsychotic medication comes in. It can +help to calm our minds and give us clarity in the face of danger. + +Sans: You're right, Twilight Sparkle. We need to stay calm and focused if we +want to save Christmas. + +Sonic: Okay, let's take our medication and come up with a plan. + +The group quickly takes their antipsychotic medication and begins to strategize. +With clear minds and focused determination, they come up with a plan to defeat +the Martians and save Christmas. + +Using their unique abilities and powers, they manage to overcome the Martian +invasion and save the holiday. The sky turns blue again and the Earth is saved. + +Sans: Wow, we did it! We saved Christmas! + +Sonic: And it's all thanks to the antipsychotic medication. + +Joker: Definitely. We couldn't have done it without it. + +Twilight Sparkle: I'm just glad we were able to use our medication to help us in +our time of need. It just goes to show the importance of mental health and +staying calm in the face of danger. + +Cheese Grater: And it just goes to show that even a cheese grater can make a +difference when it comes to saving the world. + +Sans: Definitely. Let's just forget about Sword Art Online and move on to +celebrating our victory. + +Sonic: I'll never forget about Sword Art Online. It's the best show ever and +I'll always love it. + +Cheese Grater: And I'll never forget about the Martian threat. We have to be +ready to defend Christmas at all costs. + +Twilight Sparkle: And I'll never forget about the importance of mental health. + +After defeating the Martian invasion, the group takes some time to celebrate +their victory and enjoy the holiday season. Sans and Sonic continue to argue +about the merits of Sword Art Online, with Sans maintaining that it's overrated +and Sonic insisting that it's the best show ever. + +Twilight Sparkle and the cheese grater both try to remind them that there are +more important things to focus on, like the importance of mental health and the +need to be prepared for any future threats. + +Despite their differences, the group comes together to enjoy the holiday season +and celebrate their victory. They exchange gifts, enjoy festive meals, and spend +time with their loved ones. + +As the year comes to an end, they reflect on the events of the past year and +make plans for the future. They vow to continue to work together and support +each other, no matter what challenges they may face. + +Despite their differences, they remain united in their determination to protect +Earth and its inhabitants from any threats that may come their way. -- cgit v1.2.3