3 files changed, 48 insertions, 0 deletions
diff --git a/Earthfile b/Earthfile
index a7e464a..44c9710 100644
--- a/Earthfile
+++ b/Earthfile
@@ -170,6 +170,16 @@ todayinmarch2020:
 
     SAVE IMAGE --push ghcr.io/xe/x/todayinmarch2020:latest
 
+uncle-ted:
+    FROM +runtime
+
+    COPY +everything/bin/uncle-ted /app/bin/uncle-ted
+    CMD ["/app/bin/uncle-ted"]
+
+    LABEL org.opencontainers.image.source="https://github.com/Xe/x"
+
+    SAVE IMAGE --push ghcr.io/xe/x/uncle-ted:latest
+
 within-website:
     FROM +runtime
 
diff --git a/cmd/uncle-ted/bomb.txt.gz.gz b/cmd/uncle-ted/bomb.txt.gz.gz
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7dacf06
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cmd/uncle-ted/bomb.txt.gz.gz
diff --git a/cmd/uncle-ted/main.go b/cmd/uncle-ted/main.go
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..c3865ce
--- /dev/null
+++ b/cmd/uncle-ted/main.go
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+	_ "embed"
+	"flag"
+	"fmt"
+	"log"
+	"log/slog"
+	"net/http"
+
+	"within.website/x/internal"
+)
+
+var (
+	bind = flag.String("bind", ":2836", "TCP port to bind on")
+
+	//go:embed bomb.txt.gz.gz
+	kaboom []byte
+)
+
+func main() {
+	internal.HandleStartup()
+
+	http.HandleFunc("/", defenseHandler)
+
+	slog.Info("started up", "url", "http://localhost"+*bind)
+	log.Fatal(http.ListenAndServe(*bind, nil))
+}
+
+func defenseHandler(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
+	w.Header().Set("Content-Type", "text/plain")
+	w.Header().Set("Content-Encoding", "gzip")
+	w.Header().Set("Transfer-Encoding", "gzip")
+	w.Header().Set("Content-Length", fmt.Sprint(len(kaboom)))
+
+	w.WriteHeader(http.StatusOK)
+	w.Write(kaboom)
+}