techaro: rename Ariel Dansworth to Elim Dansworth

Signed-off-by: Xe Iaso <me@xeiaso.net>

3 files changed, 12 insertions, 12 deletions

diff --git a/lume/src/blog/2024/the-layoff.mdx b/lume/src/blog/2024/the-layoff.mdx
index d40baba..4554773 100644
--- a/lume/src/blog/2024/the-layoff.mdx
+++ b/lume/src/blog/2024/the-layoff.mdx
@@ -20,15 +20,15 @@ He groggily got up and looked at his phone. There were a few messages from his t
 
 <ChatFrame>
   <ChatBubble reply fg="slate-950" bg="zinc-50">
-    **New event**: 1:1 James :: Ariel @ 09:00
+    **New event**: 1:1 James :: Elim @ 09:00
   </ChatBubble>
 </ChatFrame>
 
-_Huh, that's odd_, James thought to himself, _I thought our 1:1 was scheduled for Friday, not today. Guess Ariel is busy or something then._ James shrugged and went to his kitchenette to make some coffee. He cracked open one of the pods and flicked the machine on. The smell of fresh coffee was wafting through his apartment and it made him start to feel a bit more human with every sip.
+_Huh, that's odd_, James thought to himself, _I thought our 1:1 was scheduled for Friday, not today. Guess Elim is busy or something then._ James shrugged and went to his kitchenette to make some coffee. He cracked open one of the pods and flicked the machine on. The smell of fresh coffee was wafting through his apartment and it made him start to feel a bit more human with every sip.
 
 He went to his standing desk and opened his work laptop. The congratulations emails about launching the initiative had continued to pour in. He had done the impossible and he was proud of it.
 
-After a coffee or two, it was time. James opened E100 Meet and was ready. Ariel was there and he looked a bit dishevelled. He looked tired (like any CTO would be), but there was something unspeakably different about his expression that James couldn't really place. Ariel cleared his throat and started speaking.
+After a coffee or two, it was time. James opened E100 Meet and was ready. Elim was there and he looked a bit dishevelled. He looked tired (like any CTO would be), but there was something unspeakably different about his expression that James couldn't really place. Elim cleared his throat and started speaking.
 
 "James, how are you doing this morning?"
 
@@ -36,11 +36,11 @@ After a coffee or two, it was time. James opened E100 Meet and was ready. Ariel
 
 "That's great, I'm really glad to hear that. Hold on, someone else is going to join us."
 
-Ariel hit the enter key on his laptop and after a second or two a new person joined the call. The person who joined the call was named "Midori Yasomi" and there was absolutely nothing that stood out about her. She had wavy brown hair, brown eyes, wore nondescript glasses and had that air about her that you get when you work in human resources. She was wearing a plain white blouse and had a lanyard with a Techaro badge around her neck. She smiled and waved at James.
+Elim hit the enter key on his laptop and after a second or two a new person joined the call. The person who joined the call was named "Midori Yasomi" and there was absolutely nothing that stood out about her. She had wavy brown hair, brown eyes, wore nondescript glasses and had that air about her that you get when you work in human resources. She was wearing a plain white blouse and had a lanyard with a Techaro badge around her neck. She smiled and waved at James.
 
 "Hey James, I'm Midori and I'm from employee success. I'm here to give you an important update about your future at Techaro."
 
-Ariel left the call. James' heart rate tripled. _What the hell is going on?_ he thought to himself. _I just shipped the biggest project of my career and now HR is here to talk to me? This is never good._
+Elim left the call. James' heart rate tripled. _What the hell is going on?_ he thought to himself. _I just shipped the biggest project of my career and now HR is here to talk to me? This is never good._
 
 "James, we've had to make some tough decisions about our staffing goals for Q2 2025. I'm sorry to say that your employment has been permanently affected in the process."
 
diff --git a/lume/src/blog/protos.mdx b/lume/src/blog/protos.mdx
index 25d09c7..ddc3b6c 100644
--- a/lume/src/blog/protos.mdx
+++ b/lume/src/blog/protos.mdx
@@ -94,7 +94,7 @@ and the solution basically wrote itself.
 Jeff was flabbergasted. Just in time for his calendar to fire a
 reminder that his standup meeting was about to start. He walked over
 to the lunch area and asked the barista to make him his usual: a
-double shot latte a-le sirop d'érable. With his cup in hand, he walked
+double shot latte au sirop d'érable. With his cup in hand, he walked
 over to where his team was standing and started small talk.
 
 Palima was present in the office today, ae had aer keyboard mounted
@@ -131,7 +131,7 @@ that."
 "I figured it out, estimates are just estimates. This code is really
 complicated."
 
-Ariel seemed to accept that and started to walk back to his desk.
+Elim seemed to accept that and started to walk back to his desk.
 "Congrats though, I've got some more things on the backlog if you want
 to pick up a few more tickets."
 
@@ -143,7 +143,7 @@ He made it back to his laptop and opened up BS Code again. The Protos
 extension had installed a button in the lower right hand of the
 screen. It was pulsing slightly, beckoning his attention.
 
-He opened up one of the tickets Ariel had talked about and found the
+He opened up one of the tickets Elim had talked about and found the
 bit of code. He described the problem and the changes that needed to
 be made to Protos, and the logo spun around a bit, then the changes
 wrote themselves. This was the real deal.
@@ -171,17 +171,17 @@ and decided to keep the branches locally so he could release one or
 two changes per day. Just enough to look like he was working, not
 enough that it would look suspicious.
 
-Ariel was suspicious though. He also read Slacker News and was
+Elim was suspicious though. He also read Slacker News and was
 skeptical that Jeff could have figured out Palima's code so quickly.
 He was a bit of a developer himself, so he took a look at one of the
 backlog tickets and fired up Protos to implement a fix.
 
 It took seconds.
 
-Ariel put it up for code review and Jeff was on alert instantly. He
+Elim put it up for code review and Jeff was on alert instantly. He
 didn't know what to do.
 
-Ariel shrugged and continued over to his meeting with the product
+Elim shrugged and continued over to his meeting with the product
 team. He wanted to show them this neat tool he had found.
 
 The product team was shocked by this discovery. If the product team
diff --git a/lume/src/shitposts/2024/techaro-layoffs.mdx b/lume/src/shitposts/2024/techaro-layoffs.mdx
index b17e552..c174800 100644
--- a/lume/src/shitposts/2024/techaro-layoffs.mdx
+++ b/lume/src/shitposts/2024/techaro-layoffs.mdx
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ I’m so sorry that we have to deliver this news to you, this is something that
 
 I have also cut my own salary by 10% so that I feel the sting too. If Techaroos are suffering, I must suffer too.
 
-The CTO Ariel Dansworth has also decided to move out of management and off of the board at Techaro to spend time with his family. Please give Ariel the time and space he needs to recover.
+The CTO Elim Dansworth has also decided to move out of management and off of the board at Techaro to spend time with his family. Please give Ariel the time and space he needs to recover.
 
 If you are affected by this, please stick around in Flack to say goodbye to your fellow Techaroos. All production access and changes have been locked for the day and access to HitGub has been frozen for everyone to ensure that this transition happens as peacefully as possible.